The Worst Description Era, Woot. :3 Options

[Trees]

Can you make up a horrid to see description?!

Well, I know I can. =D
This is a stupid Off-Topic indeed thread to laugh so hard you spleen bursts open with candy. Yeah, I know. Yum huh?

So. Here's my post, and try to beat it. LOL.

Rules:
The post must be PG, and it must be in the Frucadian format, as if you really clicked the furre. The names can be made up, or a real alt.

[left](You see coco the bunny faerie.)
> hi my nam is rosey. #SE i was adoptd wen i was 1 and i hope 4 2 b w/ my rel momy and dady and i rlly miss them. #SL i new them o 2 gud and i relly luvd them so much. "momy!!1 i luv u lots bcuz u r my momy1!" i yells so loud 4 2 b herd by my momy. i mis her so much ever since my momy and dady died in a car fire at birth. (i was born in hte car b4 it blew up) i miss my sis katie she fel out of a tree by my momlab were she wud work 2 hope 2 cure my disease. i have cancer #SL#SL i scream "HLP ME PLZZ!! #SL" so loud so i can be herd by ppl 2 come save me from cancer. cancer kild my mommy an daddy so i dont wanna die like them #SC PLZ ADOPT ME!!!1
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[Dreamless Dancer]

eyeballs the topic title of this thread

The Worst Description Era, Woot. :3

Found one already and I didn't even have to make it up.

[Xxysthstris]

(You see Trees.)
> I pee on dogs!

Zing! =)

[Trees]

(You see Xxysthstris.)
> im not nice nd i pee al ovr my mommy who dyed in a fire in the titanic. she was a gud mommy #SL im so funne i can make balon animalz and i can p all over my dog when it ps on my sister joice. i laff so hard 2 b funne. ^-^ plz adopt me. im lonely and have no famly !!1 [mate: biglipsshaniqua] [i like pupz ^^]

[xXFanXx]

(You see Crezy Bug Rappr)
> Yo! Homy! I lik too rapk lik a littl boi! Yoooootototooototootttttototooooo!


(Based on an actual furre I saw once.)

[Trees]

Oh my god. Wow. oO; XD

[xXFanXx]

It scared me, too. Don't worry. XD

[Sookan]

(You see Sookan)
> hi der. me mam likes to smak me an ah think dats y im not vry gud @ spellin so sry if ah mek a mistek or 2 bcuz its me mam's folt 4 beatin me like ah did summat bad lol wut woz i tlkin bout agen? oh yeah my names SHUT UP or @ leest dats wot my mum cals me ok well she's comin now so by #SO


Poor Sookan whose mother beats her . Also, this is purely satirical, I know this actually happens in the world x.o.

[Trees]

Awwe. I know, it's sad. There probably are predicaments where that probably happens a lot or a little. x.x

[Sheto Kar]

For me, this is the worst drescription ever. (I hate it because I like to RP)

(You see SexiChik.)

u see a hawt girl walk by u, she is so hawt that u luv her rite awy. [mate: none/looking] [mom: none/looking] [Dad: none/looking] [brothers: none/looking] [sisters: none/looking] [friends: none/looking] [part werewolf] [part demon] [part vampire] [part succubus] [part cyborg] [part Prime] [part hawt chik]

*twitches violently from the twinkeshniss*

[Sasuke]

(You see SexyThang1 - (URL: furc://DogProxy: Whisper To SexyThang1 #as Sasuke) Whisper)
> Hello i am a very hyper wolf i love to run around and play and love to chat hope to chat soonholla!!! this pup is very shy but loves to play she wonders around looking for a pack to jion and a mom and dad that will want to have her as their own!!! OOO and i f she feels threatend she will attack or run and hide it depinds on her mood!!!! [breed-wolf/huskey mix] [mate-searching][pups-none][pack-Nemesis] [rank-omega]

[Trees]

(You see 3rd.)
> 1st is the worst!
2nd is (not) the best!
3rd is the one with the pretti dress!

... yeah... This one pretty much speaks for itself. XD
Oh and: LOL @ Sheto Kar and Sasuke. XD

[BuyShopSpend]

(You see Michael Jackson)....


Nuff said.

[Sasuke]

lol, some of these people I click on have too much time on their hands.

(You see HRTAngelHRT - (URL: furc://DogProxy: Whisper To #SOAngel#SO #as Sasuke) Whisper)
> Hi.I am very nice [Friends;Chablis,mewsa,chirs,articfurre,gently,wizardredthorne,delich.].The best freinds on furcadia ischablis and mewsa.[Alts:Littledestinyrosecutemoogleskittens,destinydevina,destinydev ina1][Job:Sun'sbuildahomesI love to make friends.Sometimes when you make me mad i yelll at you thats why you dont be mean you can be in a big fight.Please dont say badwords in front of me.I type slow.And some times you see me spelling the wrong word my n button is not a good one or may space button and sometimes I just write stupid things.

[stalliongirl]

(You see HRTAngelHRT - (URL: furc://DogProxy: Whisper To #SOAngel#SO #as Sasuke) Whisper)
> Hi.I am very nice [Friends;Chablis,mewsa,chirs,articfurre,gently,wizardredthorne,delich.].The best freinds on furcadia ischablis and mewsa.[Alts:Littledestinyrosecutemoogleskittens,destinydevina,destinydev ina1][Job:Sun'sbuildahomesI love to make friends.Sometimes when you make me mad i yelll at you thats why you dont be mean you can be in a big fight.Please dont say badwords in front of me.I type slow.And some times you see me spelling the wrong word my n button is not a good one or may space button and sometimes I just write stupid things.

LOL I SAW THAT PERSON!
xD
xD
xD

--Stalliongirl

[stalliongirl]

I decided to look for funny descs and I clicked on this one person and this is what it said:

(You see black kingdom.)
> "OMGOMGOMG ph0WNd a h0b0 i \ mY r00/\/\X0R!!!!!11 ^_^ kthxby"


Yeah...

--Stalliongirl
-Goes ot look for more-

[stalliongirl]

Here is one I randomly made up:

(You see Pwn0r.)
> I cn PWN u.wan pece of me?11!!1!?U got no pwrs,u go 'n DWN.Who u lok 'n at?!1?dont act k0ol if ur not! my mommy tld me not 2 act lyk a k0ol frek,she siad its dumb.[mom: ujustgotpwned][dad: non/lokin] [friends: K0olkid101, Ipwn, udumb.][mastr n pwning][mate: non/lokin for some1 who isnt afriad of me beng str0ngr then them.]

Lol, just thought of this for some random reason. xD
Wow O.o I would hate it if I saw someone like this o.o

--Stalliongirl

[Simseth]

Hmm, I don't find fake descs that are made up to be funny .. funny, I find real descs that aren't meant to be funny, funny.

(You see sgksgksgksgkskgskgksgkg)
> how do i mak a new alt plz? i used tis 2 spam some1 but now id un no how 2 mak a new char plz tel me how, plzplzplpzlpzplzplzpllpzlpzlpl also can i plz hav some cookies ty all

[Was in a log I was searching for, I'm gonna go find some screenshots of funny descs. - it's late, I will tomorrow. I take screenies of them ALL the time]

[Simseth]

(You see Simseth)
> Dammit, I hate double posts. -.-

[Trees]

(You see jenny the jackrabbit.)
> hi my name's emelly. #SA i relly like 2 eat pineapples and coconutz 2. theyre good. [mate: looking] [daddy: chris angel] [mommy: emily rose] ok those r my mommy and daddy and my fionce, so plz help me find one PLZ! i like candy cayns chocolate chips doreetoz pineapple slices and lots of junk. i relly love it a lot #SA okay so plz com 2 my weddin and my fionce 2. plz. my name is emily and i like pies, so plz bring pies to!! ty vry much <3 idk what i wud do w/ u. ty.